Texting

This is too funny not to share. This was a text conversation between my husby and I:

Me: Hi! By the way, your son violated me this a.m.
Him: Little pervert
Me: Seriously! He licked my nipple!
Him: Looking for milk from mom's teat
Me: OMG dying of laughter
Him: Sorry, that was a bit over the top... But funny.
Me: Still laughing out loud. Riles is looking at me like I'm insane.

And just so we're all clear - Riley is our cat.
The end.